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  2. sfux:

    i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

    (via paulalolz)

     

  3. bill, thanks for 8 hilarious years!

    (Source: geneparmesaned, via davidfincher)

     

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  6. warulv:

    pixelnuggets:

    j4ya:

    MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

    she is the future

    SNACK JACKET

    SNACKET

    (via iandmemake3)

     

  7. (Source: jhermann, via kharingtons)

     


  8. e-zekiel:

    okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

    but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

    and then another person fell

    and another

    and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

    and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

    (via chuckerman)

     

  9. (Source: -everdeen, via lameskies)

     

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